All Wives

All Wives…
by Unknown

All wives througout the world
on one thing they agree – that
even if husbands give money
they cry “That’s not enough for me” –

So if the man is a regular guy
he decides what to do about that,
he takes down a big stick
and on her back gives her a whack –

Oh my man you are right
and righteous you should live,
what would I hold against you
if everything you’d give

If you earn something on the street
in the pubs you are a hero
you slake your throat with drinking treats
and your wife gets a big fat zero.